- What is your favorite word? Comedienne
- What is your least favorite word? Slattern
- What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Hangovers and rejections...that's when I'm the most creative/funny.
- What turns you off? The oldest Jonas brother.
- What is your favorite curse word? Cunt...I'm taking it back like the n-word.
- What sound or noise do you love? The opening of an aluminum can. It either means beer or Diet Coke.
- What sound or noise do you hate? Insects buzzing.
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? n/a (ha!) But, seriously, Alex Trebek is going to die eventually...
- What profession would you not like to do? Someone who takes people on shark-diving expeditions.
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the
Pearly Gates? Keegs! You look damn good for 134! Wasn't it rad passing away in your sleep after four orgasms and that fantastic sandwich? Feel like a game of Scattergories?
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